[27 Jun 2005|10:07pm] Allison Bigornia is the greatest woman alive. I have never met a girl with quite such lovely breasts. But, of course, that's not what makes her wonderful. It's her smile, good sense of humor, those big, lovely eyes... We went to IHOP today. But I don't like the way IHOP sounds so I like to say the International House of Pancakes. The other way is just cheap. As we were waiting to be seated a large gentleman (well, not a gentleman, just some guy) came up and said we should get married because we're just so cute together. And I agree, one day we will. Yup, one day when she is legally able to drink, I'll get her drunk enough and I'll ask her. And hopefully she'll say yes. Or, if she says no, hopefully she'll be drunk enough to where she won't remember in the morning. 1 comment|post comment

[23 Jun 2005|01:07am] I was born. And I'm pretty sure I cried because all babies cry when they're born. Especially since doctors like to slap our asses. I think we can all relate because I think every doctor did that. I spent my life basically slugging along up to this point. I never did well in school, never really had a reason to try hard. I could have ran track if I wanted to. I was one of the fastest kids in the school and I didn't even work out or anything. But I didn't do that because I think I was just... I don't know. I just wasn't very ambitious. But now I'm a little older and wiser. And that's just something that old people usually say. I don't really like old people that much but since we're all going to get older I can't really hate them too much. Unless, of course, we die before we get old. So, I suppose I should start trying a little harder. And I have. I've read a few books. The funny thing about books is you can read them all you want and you can read all this stuff and you think it makes you a better person but if you don't really do anything about it then you're no better off than when you started. In fact, lately I've come to be under the impression that ignorrance is bliss and the more you fill your head up with all these idealistic things the more you realize you really do suck. And that the whole Adam and Eve before they bit the apple thing was kind of nice. So... now that you know a little bit about me, I suppose it's time I introduce myself. I am Erik Brackett and this is my first journal entry. post script- The guy with the guns in the photo is me when I grow up. 4 comments|post comment

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